So here's a little background history about a part of my family. I have two older sisters, both with kids. The middle sister has three kids, and the oldest has two. The oldest, however, is in prision and shall be there for the next 10 years. So her kids are currently living with my mom, which makes it a somewhat financial burden for her.
No, seriously...I can't remember...like...anything. I used to have a pretty good memory for anything random. I would be sitting with a co-worker and talking and say, "Remember when we went to that Thai place a month ago, and you said that you had that orange spice chicken and it tasted like burnt rubber? I went there last night and I thought the same thing!" Just really random stuff that most people would say, "Why would you remember that?" Important dates, directions, movie quotes, song lyrics, spellings of certain things, etc. It was my one weird innate ability that made me all freakishly weird. And I think it's gone...
This is actually a startling new discovery on my behalf. I mean, I've done it for years, but no one has ever pointed it out to me, and now that they did, I realize the truth. I cannot dance to black male singers, no matter what. It's like my body's control turns off. :(
So, in theory, I am a racist and sexist dancer...
People always ask me why I have such a cynical view of the holidays...why I hate them so much. I have multiple different reasons, but since this is my time to share with everyone my own personal views...well, I might as well explain to ya'll my belief in the holiday hatred...
It seems that the time has literally flown by since my last posting. Over a month...YIKES! What have I been up to since then? Well...guess you'll have to read on...
I've heard from many people in my network of friends that, although they are a homosexual male, they would very much like to be able to donate blood. It seems that although there is a huge need for people to donate blood, either because of a shortage of donors, or because of rare blood types.
A friend of mine just told me about something he heard on the internet - Dumbledore, the headmaster for the Harry Potter books, is gay. Not the "oh-so-comical" sense of "Dude, you're gay." Apparently he is a homosexual...
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To me, fame equals stupidity. At least to people that attract the attention of the masses. Rather than talk about things that are important, they speak of things that are...well, that are Brittney. And really.....what the fuck is that about?
Why is it that when people try to get all "look at me...I'm Billy Bad Ass" and try to talk smack, they can never take it in return? I mean, if you think you are that cool to try and make someone look like an idiot, why can't you let it get dished back to you? Asses....
So, I'm talking with someone, and we're planning on getting together, and then they stop chatting. They disappear. Did I say something wrong? A week later, I hear from them and they ask if I want to get together with them to come over and roll in the bed with them. Uhm...excuse me? You ditch me (for gawd knows what or who!) and now you expect me to just come by and suck you off or something? EXCUSE ME?!
